Jacob Monroe / Jake Monroe

Activities I like: Lifting weights (I weigh 185 lbs and can lift 285 lbs. I work out with 225 lbs.) I play chess, spades, poker. Hobbies: I like to fish, shoot guns in the woods. I like to drive trucks. I like to go 4-wheel driving. Music I jam to: Hardcore music and music that is about the country philosophy of the Rattlesnake Flag Don't Tread On Me, meaning be a patriot, carry a gun and protect family. Career: Fireman or barber, or writer. Ambitions: Be a lawyer on the firm with the Good Wife Show or own the docks on General Hospital.

Some things that turn me on about females: Knows how to make herself look cute, feistiness yet approachable, good posture, well-kept hair, wears lip gloss on lips, is a girlie-girl. Bonus: A nice body and booty. Turn-offs: Issues with being a woman, doesn't wear high heels sometimes.

Hi, my name is Jacob Monroe. My nickname is Jake. I'm a Hungarian and Czechoslovakian American. I just happen to have pale skin. Hopefully, my jet-black Caucasian-colored hair doesn't scare you off because of the Hercules movie or the he-man stereotype since I'm built, too. If you're a Circe, I can be a Hercules. I'm always a gentleman, though, even if you're not a Circe. If you're not a Circe, I guess we got to talk more about the club. I'd like to be able to talk about my example and persona in the country bar. I don't have my example and persona there yet; hopefully, I will though one day. Now my example and persona is just in my club and reinforced with my hardcore music I write. I'm always original. With me I can have you feeling that anything derogatory in the music is so those artists talking about themselves. And I can make music with you about that. And if someone hates on us, I can musically defend us with some hardcore music. That's what kind of socialist I am. I'm just a borderline socialist. A get back to positive socialist or love socialist, which isn't even really the definition of socialism so you know I'm not a socialist. I want you to know that I don't interact with no alleged global peace movements or labor unions, to me it's con and leads people to the Jerry Springer Show and I'm rebelling against that. I'm a private person in a labor union world maintaining. I guess we're all in a labor union. I'm independent of it, though. I'm on a celibacy vow. Because I'm incarcerated, a labor union is profiting off me and the taxpayers' money, so it's like I'm a worker in a labor union. I've got to be on guard 24 hours a day so I don't get brainwashed out of my celibacy vow, especially while in the labor union game of hazing from alleged debt. My food for thought, this food for thought will make more money and empower me. The celibacy vow is so much money, too, so be careful in the labor union game, we're not in no serious debt, stay in charge, especially while in the labor union game. I'm a conscious person and also a free spirit. I'm also a stylish person. Most important of all, I'm a person. In money matters, I'm a hustler. I was selling clothes on the street, stacking money. I got money. I'm on my way out of prison and the projects in the middle class streets that group together 4 bedroom and 6 bedroom houses and suburban country houses, trailer parks, section 8, etc., cause there's too much class hostility and socialism, gangs and confusion. Look at my legal ad, I'm going to get my criminal convictions dismissed. I was shell-shocked in court and I couldn't handle the cult of corrupt militia group police cult. I had to retreat. Please don't hold it against me. I was only 16. I want to start healing. I've been in a lot of fights, knife fights, gunfights, stacking money, trying to main economic self-esteem.

I want to meet a special someone that's feisty about being easy, yet approachable, has attitude, is picky, doesn't like disrespect, is serious about your warmth and cautious about who can feel some of your warmth. I wanna get somewhere with you. In my free time, I like to throw the football or play football. I'm an awesome running back. I'm awesome at boxing, playing chess, playing spades, playing poker and playing ping pong, etc. I cut hair real good. I try to be economic self-sufficient as much as possible as a man. I'm looking for a woman that is trying to be in control and self-sufficient as much as possible as a woman so our bond can be as sufficient as a team. And I'm not talking about cutting your hair like a boy or dude, style yourself as much as possible yourself. If you're not already, be sexy, with the message it's just for you. Let's try to be self-sufficient as much as possible. Let's journey, write me in response.

I apologize if I'm coming on too strong in this letter. If you need to, back me some, pretend, don't cheat on me, though, come back to baby.

Jacob Monroe #1090552
Nottoway Prison Center
PO Box 488
Burkeville, VA  23922

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Listed: 08/24/11
INRM: 12/06/11
Changed: 12/20/11

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